Tuesday, November 28, 2006

...And Where Were YOU?

In case you missed Freak Train last night, the lovely and talented Dejo is on it! Here's the video of my performance:



Weee!

Just in Time for the Holidays!

Looking for that perfect gift? Well let the Pat Angello Fan Club help you out, yo!

Check out the ALL NEW BLACK T-SHIRTS featuring the photo from the latest PAFC Freak Train flier! (Thanks AGAIN to the lovely and talented Dejo for creating the transparent image!)


PAFC Puppet Queen Dark T-Shirt

$21.99


PAFC Puppet Queen Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

$26.99


PAFC Puppet Queen Women's Dark T-Shirt

$22.99


PAFC Puppet Queen Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt

$26.99

Why, it's fun for bys and girls alike! Werd to the WYSE - if there are more than one color available, order the black one only because it will blend much better!

Happy shopping!

PAFC Pick 'Em Results - Week 12


Can you believe it? Morganna is STILL the one to beat!

You've only got 5 more weeks to catch her, so GET ON IT! Who wants a helmet?

Standings:

Group Listing For: PAFC
~ Bring it weekly, or bring it weakly! ~
Rank Week #
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Total
1
rue8402
8
12
8
9
14
8
7
8
8
10
7
12
0
0
0
0
0
111
2
cuwho
9
10
10
9
14
6
6
7
10
10
9
10
0
0
0
0
0
110
3
patangello
9
13
9
10
13
7
6
5
9
6
10
12
0
0
0
0
0
109
3
dknight818
10
11
11
8
11
9
7
8
9
7
9
9
0
0
0
0
0
109
3
dejo
8
11
8
10
13
7
5
8
7
10
10
12
0
0
0
0
0
109
6
bison1995
11
12
9
9
13
6
2
8
9
8
9
11
0
0
0
0
0
107
7
tommyb
9
13
9
7
12
7
6
5
10
7
10
11
0
0
0
0
0
106
8
dustbuster1
8
9
8
9
12
7
8
7
7
8
8
13
0
0
0
0
0
104
9
dsparruh
10
10
10
9
2
9
5
8
7
10
9
13
0
0
0
0
0
102
10
squatchyk
12
12
10
5
11
7
9
4
8
7
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
100
10
fantastic5
9
10
8
9
11
6
5
5
5
10
12
10
0
0
0
0
0
100
12
Train
9
10
9
4
12
7
5
6
8
10
8
11
0
0
0
0
0
99
13
wildjnet
8
7
9
7
9
6
7
5
10
8
10
10
0
0
0
0
0
96
14
heathergir7
12
4
8
9
10
7
7
6
8
8
7
7
0
0
0
0
0
93
14
PrincessKaty
11
6
10
6
7
8
5
8
11
5
6
10
0
0
0
0
0
93
16
denver662
7
11
12
8
2
8
4
5
8
8
8
11
0
0
0
0
0
92
17
bigdan
8
4
9
7
11
8
6
6
5
11
7
9
0
0
0
0
0
91
18
futbolrulez
8
10
7
3
9
7
9
8
8
7
4
9
0
0
0
0
0
89
19
michelleb
7
4
7
7
7
7
6
10
10
8
7
7
0
0
0
0
0
87
20
barney21
8
4
10
9
2
10
4
6
7
10
11
3
0
0
0
0
0
84
21
jerrilynnl
7
4
10
4
2
6
5
10
8
7
11
9
0
0
0
0
0
83
22
gjames001
8
11
10
7
2
6
5
6
5
10
7
3
0
0
0
0
0
80
23
wjpurdy
11
11
8
4
2
6
4
5
5
10
7
3
0
0
0
0
0
76
24
securitythreat
11
4
10
4
2
6
5
6
5
10
7
3
0
0
0
0
0
73

Sunday, November 26, 2006

I'm a Moron

So my good friend Bill was in town for Thanksgiving with his beautiful wifey Beth and their adorable 2-year-old son Logan. I had a camera with me, but COMPLETELY forgot to take any pics of the lovely family of 3 (with a 4th on the way in April). I'm so sorry! I even got to introduce Bill to the lovely and talented Dejo, but STILL forgot to take some pics. Go ahead - call me a tool!
--------
Almost as annoying as the political ads during an election year are the movie ads for the "Christmas Comedy" every Thanksgiving. They always play the same stupid fast-paced song and somehow find quotes from dim-witted critics that call it "uproariously hilarious!" Just shut up already!
--------
Speaking of movies:

Borat = insanely funny, or should I say uproariously hilarious! Either way, my brother and I were laughing so hard we were crying - still on the way to the car!

For Your Consideration = a slight disappointment. Maybe I was expecting too much, and maybe I simply need to see it again for the subtleties, because that's where this team shines (see the huge mixing board for the 3-piece folk band in a Mighty Wind). Anyway, the more reviews I read about it, the more I'm thinking it needs another viewing. Or maybe I just want to see the female weather caster ventriloquist with the perverted monkey puppet.
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Oh, and then there's THIS again on Monday, 11/27. You may want to go, simply because it's the last Freak Train of the year, and might be my last time performing there. Not sure exactly how I'll get back there after we move to Castle Rock and try to adopt a kid.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Wacky Video Wednesday!

Ol' reliable PJ Harvey:

PAFC Pick 'Em Results - Week 11




It's a close one! Time for the cream to rise!

Group Listing For: PAFC
~ Bring it weekly, or bring it weakly! ~
Rank Week #
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Total
1
dknight818
10
11
11
8
11
9
7
8
9
7
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
100
1
cuwho
9
10
10
9
14
6
6
7
10
10
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
100
3
rue8402
8
12
8
9
14
8
7
8
8
10
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
99
4
patangello
9
13
9
10
13
7
6
5
9
6
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
97
4
dejo
8
11
8
10
13
7
5
8
7
10
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
97
6
bison1995
11
12
9
9
13
6
2
8
9
8
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
96
7
tommyb
9
13
9
7
12
7
6
5
10
7
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
95
8
squatchyk
12
12
10
5
11
7
9
4
8
7
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
93
9
dustbuster1
8
9
8
9
12
7
8
7
7
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
91
10
fantastic5
9
10
8
9
11
6
5
5
5
10
12
0
0
0
0
0
0
90
11
dsparruh
10
10
10
9
2
9
5
8
7
10
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
89
12
Train
9
10
9
4
12
7
5
6
8
10
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
88
13
wildjnet
8
7
9
7
9
6
7
5
10
8
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
86
13
heathergir7
12
4
8
9
10
7
7
6
8
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
86
15
PrincessKaty
11
6
10
6
7
8
5
8
11
5
6
0
0
0
0
0
0
83
16
bigdan
8
4
9
7
11
8
6
6
5
11
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
82
17
denver662
7
11
12
8
2
8
4
5
8
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
81
17
barney21
8
4
10
9
2
10
4
6
7
10
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
81
19
michelleb
7
4
7
7
7
7
6
10
10
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
80
19
futbolrulez
8
10
7
3
9
7
9
8
8
7
4
0
0
0
0
0
0
80
21
gjames001
8
11
10
7
2
6
5
6
5
10
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
77
22
jerrilynnl
7
4
10
4
2
6
5
10
8
7
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
74
23
wjpurdy
11
11
8
4
2
6
4
5
5
10
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
73
24
securitythreat
11
4
10
4
2
6
5
6
5
10
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
70

Sunday, November 19, 2006

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

Holy CRAP!

I think we just bought this:










I think I'm hyperventilating!

PAFC Pick 'Em Results - Week 10


Go Dan!

Whew - we almost had no-pickers win this week, which makes ME fell like a tool for being at the bottom of the list!

And watch out for Morgana as she jumps into the lead!

Group Listing For: PAFC
~ Bring it weekly, or bring it weakly! ~
Rank Week #
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Total
1
rue8402
8
12
8
9
14
8
7
8
8
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
92
2
dknight818
10
11
11
8
11
9
7
8
9
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
91
2
cuwho
9
10
10
9
14
6
6
7
10
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
91
4
patangello
9
13
9
10
13
7
6
5
9
6
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
87
4
dejo
8
11
8
10
13
7
5
8
7
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
87
4
bison1995
11
12
9
9
13
6
2
8
9
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
87
7
tommyb
9
13
9
7
12
7
6
5
10
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
85
7
squatchyk
12
12
10
5
11
7
9
4
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
85
9
dustbuster1
8
9
8
9
12
7
8
7
7
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
83
10
Train
9
10
9
4
12
7
5
6
8
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
80
10
dsparruh
10
10
10
9
2
9
5
8
7
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
80
12
heathergir7
12
4
8
9
10
7
7
6
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
79
13
fantastic5
9
10
8
9
11
6
5
5
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
78
14
PrincessKaty
11
6
10
6
7
8
5
8
11
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
77
15
wildjnet
8
7
9
7
9
6
7
5
10
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
76
15
futbolrulez
8
10
7
3
9
7
9
8
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
76
17
bigdan
8
4
9
7
11
8
6
6
5
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
75
18
denver662
7
11
12
8
2
8
4
5
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
73
18
michelleb
7
4
7
7
7
7
6
10
10
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
73
20
gjames001
8
11
10
7
2
6
5
6
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
70
20
barney21
8
4
10
9
2
10
4
6
7
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
70
22
wjpurdy
11
11
8
4
2
6
4
5
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
66
23
securitythreat
11
4
10
4
2
6
5
6
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
63
23
jerrilynnl
7
4
10
4
2
6
5
10
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
63

Wacky Video Wednesday!

Hey - it's almost Christmas. Looking for something for that special heroin addict in your life?



Hehe!

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

Hey, so a good friend of ours worked his ass off, borrowed a ton of money, and maxed out his credit cards to make a film. I'm not talking about some dorky little 10-minute documentary about baking pumpkin seeds, I'm talking a real feature film! Right here in Colorado!

The film is called Seclusion - you can view the trailer at the web site: www.seclusionmovie.com. Also, to support the DVD release, the film is being shown at the Oriental Theatre on 44th and Tennyson in Denver this Sunday at 7:30PM. Tickets are available on the Oriental Theatre web site (www.theorientaltheatre.com) for $20. Yep, it's a little expensive, but the proceeds go to a charitable cause, not in the film makers pocket.

So, will we see you there?

But Wait - There's MORE!

Dejo is the MAN and caught my other performance at Freak Train in October - puppets helping Linn sing Purple People Eater! Check it out:



Way to go Linn!

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

New Loves!

Peanut Butter Puffins! Barbara’s Bakery has provided the nummiest cereal EVER – even better than Honey Bunches of Numminess! This lil’ puffins are crunchy nuggets of pure heaven!

Heroes! Save the Cheerleader, Save the WORLD! OMIGOD I LOVE THE CHEERLEADER! I love Hiro, I love Niki, I love the heroin addict painter, I love the cop, I love the mocha colored kid, I love the weekly cliff-hangers – I simply can’t wait for this show every week! YAY!

Barak Obama – The Audacity of Hope. Yeah, I’m reading a book written by a (GASP) Democrat. However, I’m thinking he’s not your typical Democrat, and that’s what I’m hoping for. So far, he seems to be very level-headed and intelligent in his views on how this country should be run, so I hope he doesn’t blow it as I continue to read.

Colorado Hates Gay People!

And we can prove it!

Forget the whole Amendment 2 thing from way back when, now we’re really kicking the gay community around!

This years’ ballot featured Amendment 43 and Referendum I - here’s what they said:

Amendment 43 - Marriage: "An amendment to the Colorado constitution, concerning marriage, and, in connection therewith, specifying that only a union of one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in Colorado." Now, Colorado law already prohibits marriage between individuals of the same sex, so this was a completely useless amendment. However, it passed.

Referendum I - Domestic Partnerships. "Shall there be an amendment to the Colorado Revised Statutes to authorize domestic partnerships, and, in connection therewith, enacting 'Colorado Domestic Partnership Benefits And Responsibilities Act' to extend to same-sex couples in a domestic partnership the benefits, protections, and responsibilities that are granted by Colorado law to spouses, providing the conditions under which a license for a domestic partnership may be issued and the criteria under which a domestic partnership may be dissolved, making provisions for implementation of the act, and providing that a domestic partnership is not a marriage, which consists of the union of one man and one woman?" Essentially, this is allowing same-sex partners to add one another to their insurance, depending on who has better coverage, and making sure the partner is considered to be immediate family in cases of emergency. Like it says at the end, this is NOT allowing same-sex marriage. It failed.

Denver is ranked in the top 20 in gay population per capita, but that won’t last long now. Somehow we elected a Democrat for Governor, but voted very conservatively on all other issues.

Weird.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

PAFC Pick 'Em Results - Week 9

Well, looky who won this week - it's my Princess! Way to go wifey!

OK, Derek, I'm not giving up! This week is the week I catch up to you and reclaim my freakin' contest!

Group Listing For: PAFC
~ Bring it weekly, or bring it weakly! ~
Rank Week #
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
Total
1
dknight818
10
11
11
8
11
9
7
8
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
84
2
rue8402
8
12
8
9
14
8
7
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
82
3
patangello
9
13
9
10
13
7
6
5
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
81
3
cuwho
9
10
10
9
14
6
6
7
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
81
5
bison1995
11
12
9
9
13
6
2
8
9
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
79
6
tommyb
9
13
9
7
12
7
6
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
78
6
squatchyk
12
12
10
5
11
7
9
4
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
78
8
dejo
8
11
8
10
13
7
5
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
77
9
dustbuster1
8
9
8
9
12
7
8
7
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
75
10
PrincessKaty
11
6
10
6
7
8
5
8
11
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
72
11
heathergir7
12
4
8
9
10
7
7
6
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
71
12
Train
9
10
9
4
12
7
5
6
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
70
12
dsparruh
10
10
10
9
2
9
5
8
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
70
14
futbolrulez
8
10
7
3
9
7
9
8
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
69
15
wildjnet
8
7
9
7
9
6
7
5
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
68
15
fantastic5
9
10
8
9
11
6
5
5
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
68
17
denver662
7
11
12
8
2
8
4
5
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
65
17
michelleb
7
4
7
7
7
7
6
10
10
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
65
19
bigdan
8
4
9
7
11
8
6
6
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
64
20
gjames001
8
11
10
7
2
6
5
6
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
60
20
barney21
8
4
10
9
2
10
4
6
7
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
60
22
wjpurdy
11
11
8
4
2
6
4
5
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
56
22
jerrilynnl
7
4
10
4
2
6
5
10
8
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
56
24
securitythreat
11
4
10
4
2
6
5
6
5
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
53

Wacky Video Wednesday!

Ah, can't get enough of the Chicken Lady!

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Oh, OK!


I'm still awaiting another video to post from Freak Train on Monday night. Unfortunately, Dejo the official PAFC video bitch has a job now and can't really spend all of his time editing videos for me.

However, Derek "Son of Cheese" Knight captured my first performance, which was Pee Wee Herman doing interpretive dance, and the lovely Squatchy filmed big D's performance, which I barely helped him with. AND Squatchy even did a 13th Freak performance, but Derek didn't capture it for some reason. I think it's all about him! I also did puppets while Linn sang karaoke "Purple People Eater". Dejo captured all 3 performances that I was in, but has not had time to update, so you'll have to wait for the puppet thingy. But you do get to see two performances I was in right now! So, without further ado, here's the Pee Wee video and Derek's Spooky Singing Ghost video:

Pee Wee:



Spooky Singing Ghost:



Hope you enjoyed those. And if you haven't been to Freak Train, isn't it about time you went? Seriously! How much fun can you have for $5 and free beer? Just to tease you a little, I promise MORE PUPPETS in November!!!

That oughtta getcha!
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