Just in case you were wondering, I will NOT be at Freak Train tonight. Sorry, but I’ve been doing so much to get packed, moved and unpacked this month – the material is not fully baked. However, I will be ready next month – I swear this time!
Mmmm – momma loves her some peeps!
Ok, so this is kinda old news, but I’m with the Indy fans on this one. Michelin advised drivers to pull out of last-last week’s Indy car race because of an issue with their tires. The result was 6 of 20 cars racing and MANY ticked off fans. That’s like going to see the Blue Collar Comedy Tour and Larry the Cable Guy is the only one there – and he’s entertaining himself with 15 minutes on bodily functions.
Since I’m so into car racing… Danica Patrick never said she was “upset” by comments made about her/women in racing by Formula One boss Bernie Ecclestone. I’m not sure what’s so offensive about this comment: “Women should be all dressed in white like all other domestic appliances.” I’m not even sure what that is supposed to mean!
I’m writing this with the TV on and just wondering how the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory remake can be advertised as a “world you’ve never seen before.” Sure I’ve seen it before – in the original movie! Do they really think we’re idiots? Can they not sell this film with a better trailer script?
Yeah, I’m probably going to see it anyway. C’mon, tell me a film Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have put together that was not worth seeing.
In NC this week, a man was arrested for growing pot in his grandmother’s garden. “No, Grandma. I think it’s a new type of rhubarb…”
Did you know you can buy candy that tastes like marijuana in
So, how many warnings and disclaimers does it take for people to NOT replicate a stunt from the show Jackass? Some boneheads in PA just got arrested for faking a kidnapping they saw in the Jackass movie. Is it me, or should people that follow this show and replicate gags from it be called dumbasses instead of jackasses?
Damn MTV – they are ruining EVERYTHING!
I almost gave TomKat more publicity, but I stopped myself. You’re welcome!
In AR, a man woke up to find a car had landed on him. Someone fell asleep at the wheel, drove off the highway, and jumped their vehicle into a house, landing on a man in bed. Ever wake up and not know quite where you are? Well, this is a new level. Bo and Luke tried to apologize, but Enos cursed them as he was taken off to the hospital.
Daisy, would you pick that up for me?
Why drugs and
The family of Mahatma Gandhi is seeking legal action against a restaurant called Handhi Gandhi’s. OK, I’m no marketing genius (what a second…), but why would you name a restaurant after a guy who is famous for fasting?
I know you’re dying to go to
Paintings by the monkey,
I love the freaky religious people that handle snakes thinking God will save them from the deadly venom. Some guy in
Hey, NHL – the NBA got it done in about a week. What’s yer excuse?
Jeremy Roenick is a bonehead! His comments about who’s at fault in the NHL lockout just sent the fans farther away. Congrats! It’s the most expensive ticket in sports – quit whining and start playing again!
A man celebrating his 100th birthday by taking a helicopter ride actually survived when the chopper crashed! Is this guy from Highlander? When I turn 100, I will celebrate by getting a tattoo that says, “C-Note.”
I’m quickly losing respect Lindsay Lohan. I kinda liked her when Mean Girls came out – she had a body and didn’t do many stupid things. Well, now she’s getting way too thin and she just pitched a hissy-fit at the premier of her little Herbie remake. Seems Lindsay thought the song that she recorded for the film should have been played during a chase scene, not during the closing credits. “I recorded it right before I got sick (from exhaustion) and went to the hospital. And then I shot the video for it and re-sprained my ankle. I pushed myself to get it done for the movie when I probably should have waited.” So, she ran out of the theater and needed to be consoled by her entourage. Co-star Matt Dillon had to keep telling Lohan how beautiful she was to get her to face the press again. OK, that’s freakin’ pathetic, rich people frustrate me! Especially when the press turns them into role models!
An attempt to build the largest Popsicle ended with a flooded park in NY. Hot day plus frozen Snapple equals sticky mess of goo! Who was in charge of logistics here?
Hey criminals! I’m here to help! If you are planning on robbing a joint, don’t fill out a job application as your “in.” Or, if you think it’s a good idea to gain the trust of the pizza place by filling out an application as if you want to work there, then at least give FALSE info! In other words, don’t do what Alejandro Martinez, 23, of
I didn’t know baseball players in
My granddad is bigger than your granddad! A 73-year-old man in
OK, to me this is just not right! A transsexual in
A woman is suing a radio station in KY. She won $100,000! The candy bar that is. Needless to say, she was just a little upset! But those things taste so good! What idiot at the radio station thought this would be a good promotion?
Hugh Grant and Eugene Robinson are going back to school! OK, not really. But they should be! There is a “
OK, so I joke about how I’m bound to hell by some of my comments. However, I haven’t had to worry about this – yet! A man in
Over 200 gallons of liquid animal fat spilled into the sewer in IA last week. So, how’s your breakfast this morning?
Muslim students are being arrested for wearing jeans and not cutting their hair. Crazy Muslim hippies!
A woman in
Sean Taylor, safety for the Washington Redskins, could face up to 3 years in prison on assault charges. The NFL will tell you that there are fewer legal problems in the league this year, but I haven’t seen anything positive yet! I guess ol’ Sean here pointed a gun at someone during a dispute over an ATV. This may shock you, but he went to the
A minor league baseball team is honoring Curt Schilling’s courage from last year’s World Series by giving out bobble-ankle dolls in his likeness. I need one! These things are gonna go for thousands on eBay!
I have to tip my hat to the Spurs. I wanted them to win, mostly because nobody would burn down