Also, it's been a while for this too, but here's a little stand-up from Freak Train in August (I know!). Now, before you go watching it in front of kids or co-workers, I, um, wouldn't. Just a hint - it has to do with body hair. Yeah. Note the gorgeous shirt from Mad Gringo! Enjoy:
And now - SPORTS!
Broncos: I predicted 7-9 and stuck with it even when they started "hot". That's in parenthesis because they never should have won the San Diego game - total gift! The defense kinda stinks, and they can't hang onto the ball on offense. Speaking of, do you think Brandon Marshall was dropping passes on Thursday because he was too busy thinking about what he was going to do after he scored? Apparently he had some political statement he wanted to make, even though the 15-yard penalty in a must-win game that was very close in the last 2:00 could have done in the team. What a maroon! Thank goodness for Brandon Stokely for stopping the celebration before it could begin. Remember Rod Smith and his complete lack of BS antics? I miss that! Although it seems Eddie Royal (total stud - Offensive Rookie of the Year) has his head on straight and never pulls that crap.
Nuggets: The return of Billips is a good thing, especially when we lose a ball-hog thug like Iverson in the exchange. I got no problem with that. And I find it funny that Antonio McDyess was crying YET AGAIN over the trade to the Nuggets. Didn't we have to beg him to play last time he came here? What a baby! Well, the Nugs bought out his contract so little Miss Hurt Feelings can go elsewhere. Good! The Nugs may re-sign Juwan Howard to take his place. Yes, I said re-sign - like the guy was actually on the team before the trade. Did anyone know this? Oh, and is it just me or does Kenyon Martin look like his grandmother just kissed him on his neck? I can't find a picture, but he has a big red circular tattoo on his neck that looks like lipstick. I'd complain about him and his thug-like appearance and antics, but off the court he's actually donating money and time to a foundation for kids with no father figure. If you know what I mean!
Avs: The critics were right - gonna be a tough year!
Ciao for now!