Wow, where did THIS come from?
Flutter-flutter! The next big plastic surgery craze is – eyelash transplants! Um, yeah. I can’t tell you how many times me and the guys were hanging out, checking out women, and one of us said, "Dude, she is pretty hot – nice rack and all – but her eyelashes just aren’t doing it for me!"
In Philly, of course! A dad pulled a gun on his son’s football coach because the 6-year-old kid wasn’t getting enough playing time. OK, I’m sure this could happen anywhere – sorry! However, I am using this as a segue to discuss Friday Night Lights. I kinda like the show, but I thought the parents were a little over the top. Now I’ve changed my mind. Yikes!
Pulling out! Porn star Mary Carey in
Principal Sluggo! The principal of
Gimme another dollar – I’ma win that KID! Yeah, another toddler crawled up into one of those vending machines where you try to pick up stuffed animals with a springy, prongy thingy. Mom and grandma were somehow proud, completely oblivious to how negligent they were and what a waste of taxpayer’s money is involved in the fire department coming to break your kid out of a vending machine:
"I told him I could get it for him," his grandmother said. "He's a character. He said, 'Oh no, I can get it. I turned around and looked for him, and he said, 'Oma, I'm in here,' - I thought I would have a heart attack. He was having a ball in there, hugging all the stuffed animals. He was so good-natured, but I was shaking like a leaf."
Bad ape! An ape in
Tomkat to WED! Finally! All 4 of you who care, please get off my blog – NOW!
Shocking! Claudia Schiffer thinks that models are too thin! In related news, Terrell Owens says that athletes are too boisterous, and Ashlee Simpson firmly believes that there are too many pop stars that have no talent.
Finally, THIS makes me laugh out loud every time I view it!