Thursday, August 17, 2006

Dear Political Sticker People


"W in '04?" It's almost '07! I'm sure he appreciated your support during the election, but let's move on. Besides, the way things are going right now, it's not exactly something you should be bragging about.

Oh, and you "Kerry/Edwards" people? It's just getting pathetic now. Maybe you still have the sticker on to prove that the current situation isn't your fault, but that doesn't help. Could you find a candidate for '08 that is a little more exciting than watching paint dry? He doesn't even need to be charismatic or a decent public speaker, obviously!

Finally, the "Support Our Troops" ribbon people. It's a lovely gesture, really it is. Can I ask you something? Do you really think that the majority of America is too stupid to read your sticker unless you lay it on it's side? I promise - I can read text that isn't perfectly horizontal!

That is all - for now...


Ole Blue The Heretic said...

People who have support the troops ribbons actually support communist china and the opression of Mr. Lee who makes those ribbons for fifty cents an hour.

Collin said...

"Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.
OH! Mr. Lee.

Mr. Lee, Mr. Lee.
OH! Mr. Lee."

I can't hear that name without thinking about that song.

I'm also pretty sure, if you checked, you would find out the people with the ribbons sideways are, in fact, Christians and they are using it as a surrogate fish.

Political stickers on cars are just silly. Why not get a tattoo while you're at it?

Ole Blue The Heretic said...

A tattoo on their foreheads stating that they support communist China's opressing Mr. Lee!

Heather said...

I've always thought that political stickers on cars was stupid. The election is over and here they are, driving around with losers names on their cars!! Duh!

And now, thanks to Collin, I have "Mr. Lee" stuck in my head!!

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pat Angello - sorry!