10) Look at your hair, or lack thereof
9) Hey, buzzcut!
8) Yikes - hair cut! Do you feel more aerodynamic like you can cut through the wind?
7) Whoa – you got the summer cut!
6) You got your hair cut really short last night!
5) Nice haircut!
4) Did you get in a fight with a lawnmower?
3) Wow, you really cut it short. You look much younger. (YES!)
2) Oh my GOD your hair is REALLY short!
1) I like it - I think it’s sexy! (my wife, of course)