And you thought I’d just let this blog die now that I have a real job. Well, not yet at least.
I don’t give a crap about Kobe Bryant hitting a last-second jumper to put his team up 3-1 over the Phoenix Suns – please stop showing the replay and giving this selfish baby more face time on TV. Isn’t the game-winning goal in OT by the underdog Avalanche (a #7 seed) that eliminated the Dallas Stars (a #2 seed) much more exciting? After all, it won an improbable SERIES, not just a game. Who does Andrew Brunette need to rape to get some TV time?
Not so sincerely,
That’s not a mushroom! A man found a small piece of flesh on his burger at T.G.I.Finger’s, er, Friday’s after a cook cut his finger and left the flesh on the sandwich. The customer raved, "That was the best burger I ever had – until. I want my mommy!"
I’m not dead yet! A vet in PA gave a dog a sedative instead of euthanizing the creature. He then passed the dog on to a different owner for 9 months until the dog finally died of a seizure. The vet told the owners the dog was suffering, but other employees told the owners that they were heartless and the dog shouldn’t be put down. Now go kiss yer puppy on the face.
Old perv! 62-year-old Claudia Lee received a cable bill for over $1000 littered with charged for porn and gansta rap. When asked about it, the woman said, "Yo, I ain’t
Dumbest idea for a movie promotion EVER! Mission Impossible III promoters thought it would be a good idea to use fake bombs to promote the flick. BRILLIANT!
The confusion: the Los Angeles Times rack was fitted with a digital musical device designed to play the "
: Impossible" theme song when the door was opened. But in some cases, the red plastic boxes with protruding wires were jarred loose and dropped onto the stack of newspapers inside, alarming customers. Mission
You mean people freaked out when they saw a bomb, in these days after 911? I, I am SHOCKED!
Freakin’ PETA! An Italian restaurant was fined for displaying live lobsters on ice. Because they were on ice, not in water. Mmm – lobster! Freaking Romans also banned goldfish bowls and threatened to fine dog owners if they didn’t walk their dog at least 3 times a day. And you thought the
OK, the grass at our apartment is about mid-shin high. Is this immigration walkout over yet?
What’s in the bag? A family in