Here are a few recent headlines:
Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore Party in
Paris Hilton Plans Reggae, Hip Hop Album: Seriously. Not like you need any help with this one, but here’s a quote by the brain dead spoiled scif:
"The whole album has so much different music on it. I like all music. It's not like I only like pop or only rock. I want to have something for everybody."
Someone needs to kidnap her, shave her head, take away every single possession she has, stick a toilet scrubbing brush in her hand, and make her survive on $6.00/hour. If she can do that for a year, I’ll have some respect for her. My guess is she’ll be dead in a week.
Prince Is Voted 'Sexiest Vegetarian': Um, not sure where to start here. First, the guy is a creepy little fembot! Second, Sexiest VEGETARIAN? I want to know who the sexiest dairy consumer is. No, the sexiest Netflix customer! No, wait – the sexiest hybrid car owner! Yeah!
Attention PAFC readers! Please, please, PLEASE! Turn off your TV, throw away your celeb mags, and spend some time outdoors this summer! Trust me, you won’t miss anything!