Because I went potty all by myself today! No, wait, that’s not it! I’ve been honored to represent the entire USA West in a Stanley Cup Roundtable discussion on CBC.ca! Yup, I was asked to join this panel:On the panel we have: representing Canada West, Tyler Dellow of mc79hockey.com; representing Canada East, Chris McMurtry of Hockey Country; representing USA West, Patrick Angello of Colorado Avalanche Blog; and, representing USA East, David Lee of Red and Black Hockey.
Does this mean I am one of the two best hockey bloggers in the entire
Also, don’t forget to get Freaky on Monday at the Bug Theatre. It’s Ashley’s last show, so no excuses for not attending! $5 gets you in, the beer is free, and you get to see some weird people get on stage and do bizarre things. Like, seriously bizarre! Hey, I may even get up there and do a lil’ sumpin–sumpin!
Sports weekend wrap up:
- Avs – YAY!
- Nuggets – BOO!
Rockies– Who cares?
- Jagr – WAAHHH!!!
- Hurricanes – WTF?
- Duke LAX - $$$$$!
Celebrities are freaks. Like I’m telling you something you don’t know, but I would never want to be in their shoes. Brad and Angelina went all the way to Namibia to escape the lurking press in the US, and apparently there is a $5 MILLION offer for the first pic of Tom and Katie’s spawn, Suri. This is the same press that called TomKat (I love these stupid single names for celeb couples!) the most over-exposed couple of 2005. Do people really care about the kid these two had? And what kind of "religion" is Scientology if illegitimate kids are perfectly accepted? Someone call Chef and find out what the official ruling is on this issue.
No such thing as little green men? Scientist have recently proved that mars may have supported a microbe life form BARELY and about 3.5 billion years ago. So, if that’s the case, exactly who probed Uncle Bubba?
On the next COPS! A man in PA has been accused of lewd behavior for allegedly sending his neighbor a nude picture of himself and sending her messages saying he was naked in her yard – and he’s a deputy sheriff! Seriously, how stupid can you be? After some of the things my cousins have done, I’m thinking there’s something kinky in the PA water supply.
You don’t want to know, but I’ll tell you if you ask. Not here. I'll give you a HINT!
Was it a Sex Ed class? A couple of 8th graders in
Wha? A carpenter in
Esther? Damn near KILLED her! A 76-year-old woman in
Do you smell something? Utility workers in NC accidentally (I would hope) blasted 3000 gallons of raw sewage into a couple’s home. Bleh! Apparently this was a grease clog blast gone wrong. I’m thinking it’s just a late, great April Fool’s Day joke. NOT FUNNY!
Worst shot EVER! A man in
Walt? A man was found floating on a raft made from oil barrels and planks out in the waters between
Keep yer panties on! The
One woman became suspicious after the man asked her to remove all her clothes and began conducting a purported genital exam without donning rubber gloves, investigators said.
So the old man offering a free breast exam at you door wasn’t something that made you suspicious to begin with? One woman said he looked official because he had a black doctor’s bag. I have a guitar, but that doesn’t make me Dave Mustaine.