Of COURSE you blame the parents! Some stupid punk 12-year-old went on a field trip to an art museum and stuck his chewed gum on a $1.8 (remember, million is ALWAYS implied in the value of art – and the amount of money the babies in the NFL are literally fighting and crying over – WAH!) painting. The kid went to a private school and should know better than that, at least in my opinion. But let’s just keep making excuses for him anyway, shall we:
director Julie Kildee said the boy had been suspended from the charter school and says his parents also have disciplined him. "Even though we give very strict guidelines on proper behavior and we hold students to high standards, he is only 12 and I don't think he understood the ramifications of what he did before it happened, but he certainly understands the severity of it now," said Kildee. Holly Academy
Yeah, but can we punish the parents for not preparing the kid properly for a field trip to an art museum? Then again, this did take place in
It doesn’t get any better. Two 14-year-old boys in
Not another one! A couple in
Who would want to visit that? There’s a giant colon on display in
Top 11 Rejected Names for the 20-Foot
11) Poop Tube XL
9) Super Sphincter
8) J. Lo
7) Rectum? Damn near KILLED him!
6) Cornholio Dome
5) Stink Tunnel
4) Back Door Entrance to the
3) The 14th Colony
2) Home of Osama bin Laden
1) Best Little Butt Hole in
Rumor has it the tour goes faster if you drink coffee.
What is the deal with the kids today? A boy who gave another boy a titty-twister was sentenced to 4 days in juvenile hall. Are you serious? Quit yer cryin and give him a kitty moustache!
Is that a bomb or a bike? Speaking of overreacting, a bike with a sticker that read: “this bike is a pipe bomb” literally led to a bomb scare in, again,
A fate worse than death, I guess. A woman in