A lesbian was named homecoming KING in
Since we’re talking about preposterous happenings. A minor league hockey team in
A guy walks into a bar and gets lucky without meeting anyone. Welcome to
Let’s go robbing!
- Yer never too old. A 75-year-old woman robbed a bank with an unloaded gun!
- Maybe it was his lunch? A man robbed a bank with a paper bag!
- Quit Faking it. A man in a ski mask handed a note to the teller asking for money, then said he was kidding.
See? Any idiot can (almost) rob a bank!
Just take the damn money! A man got a speeding ticket in a speed trap and sent a check in for payment. In the memo of the check, he wrote "For Speed Trap" and the mayor refused the payment. Come on, it’s not like he’s protesting at an abortion clinic or anything!
Can I use your phone? A man in