Thursday, March 23, 2006

Dada – Tatas!

Maybe the kid was just looking for his next meal? Some bonehead left his toddler in the car while he went into a strip club. The kid got out of the car and wandered into the club. Apparently the dad told the kid that if he got out of the car monsters would eat him. Or maybe he meant boobies.

Speaking of forgetting about kids... This guy barely caught his commuter train, but left his daughter in the car. Um, oops! He figured it out after 12 miles or so, but the kid was already rescued and taken to a hospital awaiting her mother. Dad will be sleeping outside for a month and, if he’s lucky, eating dog food.

Watch out for the Pittsburgh sniper! Police in Pittsburgh were looking for a sniper. However, in Pittsburgh, a sniper means some bored dude shooting pigeons with a pellet gun. Back in the day, sniper used to mean Kent Tekulve.

Cat survives 80-foot fall. I saw the video of this on TV – it was crazy. The cat fell out of a tree as onlookers screamed. But the cat just ran off as soon as it landed. Freak.

OK, side note. Is there something wrong with me? I mean, I REALLY like the new Kelly Clarkson song, Walk Away. And not just because her pants are falling off her body in the video. Maybe it’s the way she repeats the last word of each line, or the goofy video where everyone is singing along in their own little world. But, since we’re on the topic of hot videos, Shakira’s Hips Don’t Lie video is almost painful to see. God bless MTV Hits for playing it 20 times a day!


I know; I need a job – badly! Getting lonely!

Caaanndy-gram. A woman in Florida heard a knock on her door. When she answered it, she found alligators knocking on it. Wow, these Girl Scouts will do ANYTHING to peddle those damn cookies!

1 comment:

Bill Purdy said...

I saw Jess ia a 25 peeps... are you there? if so, I don't recognize you.

Anyhoo... if you wanna see the cat video, look here.

Thank yoo.

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