How can we be out of toilet paper? Some dude in
"Hey, we’re out of toilet paper."
"Dang. Well, I guess we can use tissue for now and then we can, ya know, go get more toilet paper at the store."
"Don’t make me pull out my gun!"
Maybe try the BBB? A man in
OK, I think I’m officially embarrassed by the Americans in the Olympics. Do you think people are laughing at us? Seriously? First, Bryant Gumble says that these are not the world’s best athletes because there aren’t any black competitors. Well, that doesn’t really make any sense. It’s not like black people are banned from the winter games, they just don’t participate in many winter sports such as skiing and skating. And I never understood why basketball is a summer sport?
So, the Americans are blowing all of the skiing events they were favored to win. Some dumb girl decided to do a little showboating on the way to her gold medal run, but she wiped out and had to settle for silver. Bode Miller hasn’t won dinky-doo. The American hockey team is just plain weak, especially when you consider that they have only won a single game so far and that was against
When the Americans DO win a medal, it’s by some embarrassing punk like Shaun White or Hannah Teter. Did you see her interview after she won? She literally sounded retarded. How these kids passed the drug test to actually compete is beyond me.
Somehow we are in third for overall medals, but I have no idea how. I’m just kind of sour on the whole thing! I love watching the hockey, but mostly to watch upsets like
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