Sunday, February 19, 2006

SURPRISE!


Actually, I’ve decided to do 2 weekly things for this blog. Well, sort of!

First of all, I have started Funky Friday Value T-shirt day. Last week, it was a Brokeback Monkey T-shirt that is still available HERE for only $10!

Now, since I’ve been neglecting my music blog, I’ve decided to do a Random Monday Music Review! This is where I will literally close my eyes, select a CD from my collection and write a review on it. Who knows, you might find something new you’ll love or take a trip down memory lane with a blast from the past. This week, it’s Guns N Roses: Appetite for Destruction. Go on and read it – I’ll wait here.

OK, back to surreality!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit! The more you eat, the better the chances you find a bird’s head in the can you bought at the store. OK, so according to a family in Chicago, they opened a can of beans and found the head of a bird. But what about the rest of the bird?

Speaking of dumb, this guy just can’t take a hint! A man in Oregon has been sent to prison for life for kissing a woman. Well, it isn’t quite that simple. You see, the man kissed the woman without her permission. In fact, he didn’t even know her! She was a customer for an exterminating company and he came in to inspect her house. Then he randomly kissed her. She didn’t want it, or expect it, and it’s not the first violation for this guy. He’s already been convicted of 2 other felony sex offenses. In Oregon, it’s 3 strikes and yer out.

Yeah, THAT makes sense! Vietnam has banned alcohol in Karaoke bars. Its part of the country's continued campaign against so-called 'social evils.' What’s the point? I thought "Karaoke" translated to "drunken schlubs who THINK they can sing and the alcoholics who are too plastered to care."

To spite her face? A man in Oklahoma bit off his girlfriend’s nose after a fight. Not only that, but he swallowed it as well! The man’s stomach was pumped, but the nose could not be saved. This brings a whole new meaning to the "got yer nose" game!

It’s never too late to have kids! A 62-year-old woman gave birth in California this week. Um, should Viagra come with condoms?

1 comment:

TheIdleReceptionist said...

Ahh, I get it. The face you're making in the picture is after you heard the news of the dude that ate the nose. Or old women and viagra. I can't tell which.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pat Angello - sorry!