If THAT didn’t teach him, what will? John Wayne Bobbitt is back in the news – again being acquitted for a domestic violence battery charge. OK, so you may recall Mr. Bobbitt had his lil’ buddy cut off by his wife when she suspected his of cheating back in 1993. Now he’s involved in yet another issue with his woman. Talk about bad judgment! Dude needs to remain single!
But I think I found John’s next wife! A woman in
Well, it is a vegetable! Police in AZ seized 34 pounds of marijuana in old vegetable cans. The officers stopped the man at a checkpoint and opened the can because it “felt unusual.” I think we all can relate the feeling of an unusual can.
I don’t even know what that means, but I bet I’m sleeping outside.
No wonder they lost! A female judge in
They start ‘em young in the
It’s just a flesh wound. A 94-year-old man shot himself in the tummy while cleaning his gun. The stubborn old bastard waited until the next day to call for help. Ya know, something tells me Mr. Bobbitt was a little more prompt in looking for help.
You mean, grown ups use the Internet too? Some really stupid teenagers posted photos on their blogs of themselves drinking alcohol. Amazingly their parents saw the pics and the school is planning to take disciplinary actions against the kids. I’ve seen enough Maury and Tyra to know that (gasp!) kids drink alcohol! That never happened in my day, did it?
Unbelievable – U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V-A-B-L-E – Unbelievable. A girl in a spelling bee contest spelled her word correctly, but the judge said she was wrong. The parents have been fighting to get this resolved, but they haven’t had any success. Mike Holmgren said, "Tell me about it!"
Mrs. McNabb says that’s just extra protein. A woman in
Get it away! A promoter in LA who used to date one of the Monkey Twins and introduced Paris Hilton to her current amateur porn film director/boyfriend, has won a restraining order against her. Apparently she called him a "lazy Mexican." Ya know, because she does so much for society and world peace. I’m pretty sure she called me a good for nothing Dago. Can I get her to leave me alone now?
God bless the "make my day" law! (Thanks J-NET!)