I gotta tell ya – this being unemployed this is busy work! I know I said something about cleaning the house, or blogging, but I’ve kinda done neither. OK, so I swept out the garage today, and I’m doing a little blogging now, but I’ve got lots going on – hopefully constructive stuff! However, I’m a little disappointed that Maury isn’t about who’s the baby dad, but "Sex Criminals Exposed – Caught on Tape" is a close second. Oh, wait – I said constructive stuff! Well, there’s always tomorrow.
If you missed my last performance at Freak Train, you can check it out by clicking HERE. Very special thanks to Dejo for hosting the clips. Oh, and for filming the thing! I will certainly make it up to you, now that you’ve become the unofficial photographer/film bitch for the PAFC. Also, a thank you to the Idle Receptionist for adding a link to the PAFC. If you haven’t visited her, I demand you go – NOW! It’s OK; I’ll be here when you are done.
Whatever! Donovan McNabb is claiming that T.O. saying the Eagles would have been a better team with Brett Favre at QB instead of McNabb equates to a "black on black" crime. Yeah, it’s just like a gang shooting. The only black on black crime Donovan McNabb has been involved in is signing a contract to do those horrendous Chunky Soup commercials with his annoying mother. Honestly, these are the 3rd most annoying football commercials around. #2 would be the Coors Light "Love Train" commercials, and #1 would be the Diet Pepsi Machine commercials. I swear, if I see a Diet Pepsi Machine ad during the Super Bowl, I’m gonna, like, write a letter or something!
So, you want my "take" on T.O. visiting
Dude, Jerry Springer episode "I’m Going to Marry My Sister!" Does it get any better than daytime TV? I’m thinking, um, NOT! FYI, momma ain’t too happy, but the crowd LOVES it! Though momma can’t say too much considering she had 6 kids by the age of 19. And NO, that’s not a typo. Ah, best train wreck ever!
Making a mountain out of a pebble. The media is so desperate for a controversy around Super Bowl XL that they’ve turned a simple comment into a war of words. Seahawks tight end Jerramy Stevens simply said that they planned on ruining
Milk: fuel for your body – literally! Traces of gasoline were found on milk cartons supplied to schools in SC. Sounds delicious! "(The odor) was so strong and so distinct - nobody wanted to drink it," Environmental Control spokesman Thom Berry said. Ya think? Fortunately, the students aren’t noticing the fertilizer in the pepper shakers yet.
Like a bull in a, um, ya know. A tourist in
Something about large black sistas ripping each other’s hair out and losing their tops just makes me feel, um, queasy. Now a large white man has his shirt off and is pole dancing on stage. Don’t ask.
I shouldn’t have had that burger.
Men are stupid. This guy in
So THAT’S what they do in Indy when the Colts can’t make it to the Super Bowl! Some moron stole a bunch of manhole covers in
This will make my wife cry. Columbian drug lords are surgically implanting packages of heroin in puppies. This is probably the sickest thing I’ve ever heard! There couldn’t possibly be a torture tactic painful enough to punish these bastards!
Stupid drunken birds! A study in
What a Desperate Housewife! A woman in NH asked her hubby for some money, but he refused. So, she stormed out of their apartment. Thinking that she would calm down and return soon, the hubby went to bed without locking the door. The woman hired two men to go into the apartment, rough up her husband, and steal $2500 from him. What a sweet woman!
Need a nap? A cargo worker loading luggage onto an airplane fell asleep and eventually woke up in the cargo area on the way to