Yeah, I’m a FREAK! I’ll admit it. And I’ll be performing yet again at Freak Train at the Bug Theatre. The show is on Monday, 1/30. Doors open at 7, show starts at 8, $5 gets you in the door, the beer is free, and I may or may not be wearing a dress. Just an FYI.
Speaking of freaks. Yep, Michael Jackson. He was spotted in a
That’s it – I’m out! Um, no, I’m not talking about my current job, which ends officially on Tuesday. I think I’ll be putting in 20 hours in 2 days next week, if ya know what I mean. Anyway, some dude on a plane in
What would Lassie do? What Lassie ALWAYS does - save his master. A dog in
Do you really want to live in
Um, I don’t smell anything. A Roman Catholic church rectory in
Nice skirt! A male high school student won the right to wear a dress to school. The school bans shorts during the winter, but not skirts. The boy decided to wear a dress, because jeans are for geeks, and he, uh, won I guess. Mom must be proud.
Isn’t that sweet? The Scorpion Queen and Centipede King are set to wed on Valentine’s Day. This odd yet ironically perfectly matched couple travel around
If you clicked on that last link, I apologize. Especially if you’re eating. Really. Sorry! But you had to know it was coming. I mean, come ON!
The search for Bigfoot! A team of scientists and “experts” in
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot – literally! A man who robbed a diner went back to try again when his first take wasn’t big enough. He accidentally shot himself in the foot on the second attempt. Doi!
Sure, but is it art? A man in
DUCK! A man in
Mirror, mirror, on the mountain – a little light please! A small town in
A sure fire cure for hiccups! A man pointed a gun at his nephew who had the hiccups. Ya know, to try and scare the hiccups away. However, the guy accidentally shot and killed his nephew. Of course the man was so upset, he shot himself. OK, here’s a little trick for you – a way to get rid of the hiccups that simply never fails and does not involve a weapon:
- Fill a small (juice) glass about ¾ full of water.
- Put the glass up to your mouth AND KEEP IT THERE.
- Inhale through your nose – hold it.
- Take a small sip.
- Exhale through your nose – hold it.
- Take a small sip.
- Continue steps 3-6 without pulling the glass away from your mouth until water is gone.