Monday, January 16, 2006

PAFC Newsletter, 1/16/06


New Blogs!

OK, so Most Valuable Network has added NHL team blogs for me to update! I have already been writing for their Screwball Comedy Blog a little, but they have promised me some hockey blogs. There are a few ways to access them. 1) Go to the MVN Home Page and use the Hockey drop-down screens. 2) See the hockey links on the right of my blog and follow anything with a * in front of it. 3) Click on each team name right here for direct links: Phoenix Coyotes, St. Louis Blues, Carolina Hurricanes, Florida Panthers. I have updated Carolina and St. Louis so far, and should have something posted for Phoenix soon. Florida is off until Wednesday, but I may look for something to post before then. Bottom line is, I’ll be busy!

Yeah, somehow that took precedent over the Broncos. However, what a frucking game this Saturday! I never, ever dreamed that New England would cough up the ball 5 times in one playoff game of all things. Even our freakin’ kicker caused a fumble! Then, after the game was over, there was a report of one of the CBs for Indy getting cut by his wife in a domestic dispute. My brother looked at me and said it was fate. Pittsburgh knocked off the heavy Super Bowl favorite, and suddenly the NEW Super Bowl favorite is my Denver Broncos. I feel nauseous! I mean, I kinda feel bad for Tony Dungy after losing his son and all, but at least I don’t have the guilt of MY team knocking him out of the playoffs!

This cracks me up! Conan O’Brien has been making jokes about how he’s promoting Finland’s president in the upcoming election because he looks just like her. And he does. Somehow, other candidates are getting upset. Doesn’t anyone have a sense of humor anymore?

WTF? A high school in Ohio actually assigned students to do a report on Internet porn. OK, so maybe I’m just writing about this so I get some Internet porn hits. I said porn on the Internet. Heh!

Um, ewwww! Politicians in Arkansas enjoyed a raccoon dinner. Literally, BBQ raccoon. Ugh! Then again, it is Arkansas!

And you thought there was an age limit on jury duty! A 2-year-old in Massachusetts was called for jury duty. Apparently a Tonka truck ran over Barbie so Ken is suing.

Michael Jackson is interviewing for jobs in Dubai. What on Earth could he be qualified to do? I mean, Halloween is 9 months away! Anyway, they can have him. I’m actually surprised he’s not in Cambodia.

Well, if a wrestler can get there... Jonathan "The Impaler" Sharkey plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party. Yep, he’s a Vampire. Heh! Here are some great quotes from the future governor:

  • "I'm a Satanist who doesn't hate Jesus, I just hate God the Father."
  • "I sink my fangs into the neck of my donor ... and drink their blood."
  • If elected, he will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed"

Excellent! You can learn more about the Impaler here!

1 comment:

TheIdleReceptionist said...

That Impailer is such a sweetheart.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pat Angello - sorry!