So we hit 2 parties and a hockey game on Saturday night. We had a blast. I was a little nervous when we got to the first party because we saw people walking in before us who were not in costume. We kinda assumed it was a costume party, so we were dressed like the pic on the right. Fortunately, most people there were in costume.
In case you were wondering, and I know you are, here’s what we were dressed as:
Katy is Calleigh Duquesne from CSI:
This picture shows my painted toenails. Hopefully this is the scariest thing you encounter today!
The only issues we had were KT’s letters falling off the back of her jacket and my hairy nipple-slips. FYI, using vinyl stick-on lettering doesn’t really hold on the back of a jacket, and hairy nipples scare the hell out of people. Oh, and our schedule was as follows: 5:30 party, 8:00 hockey game, 11:30 party. Yep, I wore that ridiculous garb in front of 17,000+ people. Someone asked me if I ran into trouble in the parking lot, and I responded, “Yeah, you can’t even imagine how upset men get when they realize they just paid for a transvestite hooker!”
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More ridiculously stupid criminals! These guys tried to steal fake tombstones from a haunted trail – in the middle of the day. Oh, and the haunted trail was run by a Fraternal Order of Police Lodge. Hello? Speaking of tombstones, did you know that someone actually sells tombstones for deceased pets? Why does that strike me as weird?
Um, nobody really wants to see that! A nude male review from Down Under was scheduled to, ya know, let it all hang out in ND. However, some religious whack-o’s protested and got the thing cancelled. These are probably the same men who spend all of their church donations on hookers and strippers.
Karma works! A woman just won a lottery worth $1 (remember, million is always implied in lottery winnings – and the ratings drop from last year’s World Series!). However, she used a stolen credit card to purchase the ticket. What are the odds?
Someone needs to save us from ourselves! The state of
Is there really a 1975 Ford Escort worth $690K? There is if it was once owned by deceased Pope John Paul II! Now for the kicker – Golden Palace Casino did NOT buy it! Instead, some millionaire in