Aw, do I hafta go back to work?
We had a great 4-day weekend, and I hope you all enjoyed your Thanksgiving as well. So, just for the heck of it, here’s a top 11 for you!
Top 11 Things I am Grateful For (other than the obvious – wife, family, job, dog, friends, Bob Lob Law...)
11) It is not baseball season.
10) TO lost his appeal
9) Hockey is BACK!
8) Paris Hilton’s kinkajou attacked her plastic face
7) Leftover turkey
6) Ron Dayne
5) My dominance over Purdy at NHL2K6
4) Freak Train (although I will not be performing tonight)
3) Online bill pay
2) The Hives
Fortunately, we avoided the freaky shoppers on Friday. Here’s a good reason! A man in
I used to love Legos when I was a kid. And that was even before they were all cool and themed and stuff – I thought a window was sweet! Now, they are all funky and have Star Wars sets, etc. I guess that’s why this guy in
Speaking of stealing stupid items, what would you do with a 30’ light pole? Some thieves in
Everyone loves a freak show! OK, maybe not EVERYONE. Actually, there is a museum full of odd people from the circus, and it’s about to close. So, if you want to see Wanda the Worm Woman, Mickey the Mumbling Midget, or Benny the Bouncing Bump, you better hurry!
Like we care! A woman filling her church’s van with gas was robbed at knifepoint in
Good LORD! People are flocking (because they are sheep ya know!) to a stature of the Virgin Mary in
OK, I’m watching SportsCenter and I’m shocked at how crappy it’s getting. 1) Football poetry jam; 2) Sean Salisbury using the word "ty-izzle" to describe Ladanian Tomlinson; 3) they complain about the showboating, but pretty much all they show are stupid TD dances; "I Love Twins" football song with changed lyrics each week - STILL!!! ESPN is getting way too big for their britches.
A Catholic high school teacher was fired in NY because she is pregnant and not married. Oh, because some priests are such great role models? Sorry, but I’m not buying the "Catholic Morality" speech right now.
Tom Cruise bought a sonogram machine. Yeah, drop that story to the press after asking that everyone respect your privacy. Something tells me the birth will be on pay-per-view with all proceeds going to Scientology.