Everybody LAF! We just got to spend Friday morning at the studio for Mix 100’s Live Audience Friday on the Dom and Jane show. What a BLAST! Dom and Jane (as well as Greg Moody and Spike) are a riot! We had great food, won some prizes, and they even let me plug my performance coming up on Monday! Big Foot was very pleased! Jane left early and let Katy take over the mike! Y’all really should listen to them – they are damn funny and never get crude!
Where is Frank Zappa when you need him? Oh yeah - he’s dead! As much as Zappa fought against censorship in music, there is a void now for video games. Who will step up and face the Antichrist, er, Hillary Clinton?
Esquire Magazine named Jessica Biel as the sexiest woman. I wish I could argue, but she’s pretty hot! She almost made Summer Catch worth watching! OK, no she didn’t. But just putting her on screen heats things up! That might come in handy this weekend as we may even see SNOW by Monday. I’m so glad we moved and no longer have to deal with a house that has a driveway and front walk with a northern exposure!
Boy George gets busted! The, uh, thing called police to report a burglary at his home, and the cops found a little cocaine. So, oficially, he was arrested on SUSPICION of drug charges. Anyone who walks around with a painted head has GOT to be on something. Of off to a soccer match.
Officer Oprah strikes! The richest woman in the freakin' world started posting pictures of sex offenders during her show. Amazingly, it lead to the arrest of William C. Davis, 33, of Wadesville, Ind. Then she gave him a car.
Good God NO! They are reproducing! Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise announced they are pregnant. Well, she is at least. They would appreciate y'all respecting their privacy, because, ya know, they've been pretty quiet about their whole relationship as it is. Whatever. She's, like, 4 days late and they go right to the press. Guh. Oh, and she'll deliver the child according to Scientology guidelines. This means no drugs, no crying, no screaming. Right! Because I heard that birthing a child naturally is a breeze! No pain, no sweat! I totally want to be in the delivery room. This alone proves that Scientologists are frucking nuts!
Short one for now - my computer is a little messed up!
So, come see me Monday! More later!