Thursday, September 22, 2005

Did you miss this?

An old school in Indiana has been turned into a swingers club. Residents of Muncie thought the place was abandoned, but now they are freaking out. The place used to be used as a bingo hall, so they should have seen this coming, if ya know what I mean.

Nothing like a sexy librarian, is there? Some librarians in Wisconsin have created a sexy librarian calendar. Large books, such as Harry Potter and Treasure Island, were used to cover their private parts in the pictures. There’s nothing like mixing children’s classics with slutty librarian porn.

I only used that line to see how many MORE porn hits I get. There – I said it again! Porn, porn, porn!

There’s nothing good on TV, or is there? Would you really want to watch a guy take heroin on TV? Well, Filemon Wesselink of Amsterdam thinks people do, and he’s just the idiot to show them how it’s done. Yeah it’s illegal and dangerous, and of course people are freaking out. In fact, he’s just trying to bring in the young crowd. Um, for what? I’m totally watching!

You got SERVED, yo! Looks like the dumbest movie of the century has created more dance-off competitions, this one ending in a brawl and arrests! I think I just need to cut and paste – thank you AP:

One Hurt, Two Arrested In Drill Team Brawl

Sep 21, 10:23 AM (ET)

WICHITA, Kan. (AP) - One person required stitches and a mother and son were arrested after two drill teams began brawling during an impromptu "dance off," Wichita police said.

"This is a whole new arena" of crime, said Wichita police Lt. Jeff Easter.

The Dynamic Steppers, a Wichita drill team, were practicing routines Saturday night when members of another drill team, the White Tigers, showed up and challenged the others to a "dance-off," police said.

When the challengers appeared to be losing, a woman struck a 17-year-old Dynamic Steppers drummer in the face with a drumstick, Easter said.

The teen, who had left the White Tigers to join the Dynamic Steppers, punched the 28-year-old woman in the face. He then ran toward his Ford Explorer and tried to run over spectators, witnesses told police.

The boy's mother, who is a Dynamic Steppers coach, grabbed a box cutter and sliced the other woman's right arm, Easter said. The wound required eight stitches.

An estimated 50 people became involved in the altercation, although only two were facing charges on Monday.

The mother was booked on suspicion of aggravated battery for cutting the other woman, Easter said, and the son faced charges of simple assault and aggravated assault. More charges are possible, police said.

Whatever happened to good old-fashioned gang violence?

Not that I have to tell you this, but soccer fans are FREAKS! An entire jet with 240 people faked an emergency landing so the passengers could watch their nation’s team play a soccer match. That’s great! Good use of government funds!

It’s a little ripe in here! A Frenchman continued living with the body of his dead mother so he could collect her pension. For 5 years! He even imitated her voice to trick social services. Guh, bleh, blechy!

I was just waiting for this to happen. A woman scheduled to go on a makeover show is suing the show. She feels that they tricked her sister into saying something about the woman being ugly. The sister then felt very bad and committed suicide. The woman was then rejected from the show. It was just a matter of time.


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Bill Purdy said...

Beth (a librarian, don't'cha know) can't wait to see how many hits you get for "slutty librarian porn."

Oh... am I the only one who is disturbed by the pornographic power of Hurricane Rita (see the graphic at the National Hurricane Center)?

If the Texas coast is devastated by a giant dildo, that'd be particularly humiliating.

Pat Angello said...

That is VERY disturbing!

Collin said...

It's an obscene act of God.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pat Angello - sorry!