Let’s start off this one with a bang! A woman in Golden CO pleaded guilty to hosting sex parties. Trying to be a “cool mom,” Silvia Johnson supplied drugs and alcohol to minors and had sex with high school boys. I am SO glad my mom never tried to be that cool! Guh!
OMG! Target’s new Back-To-School ad features “Baby Got Back” for the theme music! Granted it never gets to the lyrics, but y’all will recognize it!
My wife is going to see Howard Jones on Saturday night, so I will be single. I want to go see Burning Abigail and The Scott Julsen Band down by
A woman in CA gave birth to a baby boy on the toilet. The hospital sent her home earlier that day because “she wasn’t ready,” so he husband ended up delivering the child at their home. I think they named him John.
Sorry, that was a horrible joke!
OK, imagine you got a check in the mail, made out to you, for $163K. I’m not talking an Ed McMahon, you could be eligible to win, “This is NOT a Check” check. I mean a honest-to-goodness, Dude-check-it-out-I’m-Jeff-Beck-Dude check in your name. What would you do? Would you cash it no questions asked? Or would you do what Robert Theodorow of IN did? He contacted the company the check came from and questioned why he got it. So, instead of paying off his house and buying a shiny new car, he did the right thing. IDIOT! Well, I guess that could have ended up being a large karma kick in the pants, so maybe it is a good thing he returned it. For his troubles, the company sent him a $100 gift certificate for a nice restaurant. Whoopee!
Police at the
It may be 185 degrees outside, but that didn’t stop about 100 Santa Clauses from partying in
Don’t get the liberals going! The comic strip Doonesbury has been pulled in a few cities for the use of toilet humor. Apparently there is a caricature of W calling Karl Rove a “turd blossom.” OK, that’s funny! I don’t care how conservative you are, that’s classic humor right there! Oops! I forgot that most people read the paper over breakfast, and there is a no tolerance for bathroom talk at the table. Right Nanny?
Sometimes, I just have to cut and paste the story, as I cannot even start to comment on it:
Um, EWW! Now he can REALLY hip-hop, if ya know what I mean!
Hey, criminals! Do your homework! A guy in
Excellent! Allegedly, students in
A 19-year-old Amish man has been accused of stealing flowerpots and house numbers in OH. He was caught because he was blaring music from his buggy! I didn’t know you could add subwoofers to a hand-crank Victrola!
French people think they are so hot! Honestly! A recent survey shows 80% of them frogs think they are good-looking. Hey, I know, it’s tough being hot!
A couple in
Does Big Foot exist? We may know for certain soon as residents of the
A Croatian farmer was killed when his own cow fell on top of him in a bizarre milking mishap. This almost happened to my brother a long time ago, but he divorced her just in time!
Seriously! A man in TX was arrested after he called the police to report he had been robbed – someone stole his marijuana! And they say pot kills brain cells!