Not sure if I believe this, but Christian Slater was arrested for groping a woman in public. Seems Slater touched her booty at around . A wise man once said, “Nothing good happens after .” OK, so he may have given her a little pinch – I’m thinking she’s making a big deal about it because he’s Christian Slater. I’m not saying you should go around grabbing women on the butt; however this isn’t even close to his last arrest (he allegedly bit a man in the stomach and threw a police officer against a wall in 1997). Maybe he’s just a little lonely?
People are protesting the concert of Slipknot in
BTW, I saw a Ministry video on VH-1 Classic’s “The Alternative” so I just gave up trying to categorize music.
I’m going to move from violence to peaceful monks now. What’s that? These monks are fighting? Is it a movie? NO? Actually, in
Do you ever wonder how some wars just suddenly end? The other side gets a huge leg up and it’s over? Well, it looks like there may be something behind that in
Sorry, ex-prostitutes, but you cannot teach in
Some countries do stupid things. Americans idolize scrawny rich bimbos with no talent, and the British run down steep hills after cheese. It’s time again for the annual cheese rolling competition! The winner took home his piece of cheese, after he went to the hospital with a few broken bones. “The pain was worth it,” he said. “This cheese is going straight in a cupboard when I get home. It's definitely not for eating.” Mom must be so proud! If I’m breaking my arm for cheese, I’m eating it dammit!
A woman found $3000 in a chair she bought at a garage sale a few years ago. She’s very excited, and claims she doesn’t remember where she bought the chair. She never looked in the chair the last two years she has owned it, but she does remember paying $2.00 for it. This is a moral dilemma as far as I’m concerned – that ain’t her dough! Shouldn’t she go back and find the original owner? This reminds me of the “
A few weeks ago I wrote about a woman who tried to start her own house on fire because her daughters wouldn’t give her drug money. You guessed it; she’s started a trend! Now a man in IL set his own house on fire to get his guests to leave. He was successful at both – burning down the house and getting the guests out. However, it was really his mother’s house. Sweet!
OK, so I saw this on another blog and thought I needed to share it. It’s the Teen Girl Squad! Ridiculously funny and random cartoons with a voiceover that sounds oddly like Brak from Space Ghost! Here are links to the 8 episodes:
The mermaid baby has her fins split! Some freak of nature kid in
Maybe it’s just because I’m horribly mean, but I’m finding this next story extremely funny! A fan at a Snoop Dogg show was encouraged by some performers to climb up on stage. After he got up there, performers kicked and punched him, poured alcohol on him, ripped out his diamond earrings and stole his watch, cell phone and wallet when he approached Snoop. Honestly, some people are just asking for it!
If you think Americans are reaching for stuff to complain about (and we are), look how bored they are in
Natural Selection Part 1: You know how I always say that only the great musicians die in horrible accidents? And why can’t something tragic happen to, like, Ashley Simpson? Well, we got close! Former East 17 star Brian Harvey is critically ill in a hospital after he was run over by his own car. How the heck did he do that? Did he drop his lit cigarette out the window and he went to fetch it?
This week’s sign eBay is destroying
A message in a bottle saves 88 people lost at sea. Smugglers sent the immigrants adrift after their ship started taking on water. After 3 days, someone in the group tied a bottle with an SOS in it to a line from a nearby fishing boat. And this lovely adventure only cost the immigrants $3,000.00 each!
Did you need another reason to not watch Britney and Kevin: Chaotic? How about the fact that she rambles on forever about how good their sex is while she is pregnant! Do we really need to know this?
Here’s the latest reason why the paparazzi needs to be controlled – they purposely hit the car Lindsay Lohan was driving in because she was trying to avoid them and flag down police. That’s just lovely! Did they not learn anything when they killed Lady Di? Apparently Cameron Diaz is the next target – she is suing the National Enquirer for pics of her hugging her reality TV show producer. They used a headline saying she is cheating on Justin. OK, I officially never want to be famous now!
Crazy elderly people crack me up! In
Alert: Most ridiculous story this week! In CO, Al Lender (heir to the Lender Bagel fortune) is facing a recall election for city council. Protesters are leaving bagels and nasty signs in his yard. The controversy surrounding Lender includes an admission to doing time for selling cocaine. His opponent actually accused Lender of using that story for sympathy votes! Is that what we’ve come to? Instead of digging up dirt on politicians, like selling cocaine, the politicians are actually getting sympathy for horrendous acts? That really struck me as preposterous! I guess any way you can spin something…
Natural Selection Part 2: A man in PA was injured while, uh, dropping the kids off at the pool in a porta-potty. When he lit a cigarette in there the thing exploded because of the methane gas coming from a pipe leak underneath. Of course he is suing!
This story sent my brother off into a bad impression of Dr. Phil:
“Never smoke where you #$^%!”
“How many times do I have to tell you, you can’t smoke a cigarette when you have a pickle in your hand?”
“Like my momma always said – if you’re gonna eat soup, make sure the dog is in the other room!”
In your FACE Renee Zellweger! Jack White is now off the market as well, marrying the creepy model from the new White Stripes video. It’s a match made in a surreal hell! The wedding took place in a canoe on the
Natural Selection Part 3: In case you needed an anvil to the head about where else not to use a lighter, may I give you a story about a man in NY trying to steal gasoline in the dark. I think you can draw your own conclusions to this story because you have a little something called common sense!
I want to move to
OK, so seriously, what IS the deal with Dave Chappelle? Rumor is he was doing stand-up in LA last week – he’s not in some insane asylum in