Oh, NO! It’s DEVO!
Thanks for all the emails and YES I’m excited that Devo is coming to
I’ve always wanted to see a Bozio live and in Person!
Since I’m talking music, the newest Hot Hot Heat CD is pretty impressive, and new System of a Down is really fun! I may write them up this week, but don’t hold me to it… However, I have added a few new blogger links on the blog!
So, with the summer concerts being announced, you may be wondering what the hottest concert wear is this year! Well, my new Bootsy Collins Hawaiian shirt is pretty sweet, but I understand at least one person was spotted in a Pat Angello Fan Club t-shirt (www.cafepress.com/pafc, www.cafepress.com/pafc2) at Coachella, probably because the other doofus forgot his!
God bless FOX for keeping Arrested Development alive despite its horrendous ratings! Again, trust me when I tell you, rent season one on DVD and try not to get hooked – it’s impossible! AD is the smartest sitcom in YEARS and somehow nobody is watching it.
Speaking of horrible ratings, Britney & Kevin: Chaotic scored a whopping 1.9 rating! You may recall another reality show called The Will that was cancelled after its first episode because it had “the smallest audience ever for a series premiere on any major network” with a 2.9 rating. Not sure you can call UPN a major network really, but apparently SOME people liked the show (http://kathrynon.blogspot.com/2005/05/chaotic.html)! Lord knows I won’t give it enough of my time for a review! The 45 seconds I saw of it reminded me of a green toned Blair Witch project with very horny actors. If you’re hoping for reviews from me on Hell’s Kitchen and Dancing with the Stars, let me nip that in the bud right here as well!
Some freak in
Stop the world – 14-year-olds are HUGGING! But not in
The Italian mob (shuddap!) in
Has Ron Jeremy relocated to
“Look like a tart or yer fired!” No, it’s not the next Apprentice:
So, ya think yer cool with that new tattoo? Well it looks like yer just average now! In fact, the heavily tattooed people of yesterday are starting to get a little upset that tattoos are losing their nonconformist lure – everybody’s doing it! That’s why I held out. Now my unmarked, lily-white, fuzzy, round body is suddenly, dare I say, cool!
And now it’s time for a random Top 11 List!
Top 11 Words Created by God’s Gift of C-Rap Music:
4) Crunk (though I will argue that this word was created by someone on SNL before Lil’ Jon swiped it and got rich off it)
1) (insert half of a noun here)-izzle
Care to add more? Then bring it on!
I know there are many signs this week that the apocalypse is upon us, but I think none are more frightening than Donald Trump developing The Apprentice: The Musical!
Did you know that sitting in a cubicle next to the printer/copier/fax machine makes everyone in your office think you are the expert repairman on said printer/copier/fax machine? For the record, I have no clue on how to fix the printer/copier/fax machine. My response from now on will probably be, “Did you kick it?”
So much for people from
We’ve all been arrested. OK, maybe not ALL of us. But for next time, here’s a tip on what NOT to do: don’t hit on your arresting officer. Yeah, some drunken bozo in
My wife used to work for a company in
Oh, NBA! Did we learn NOTHING from the NHL? Already talks for a new collective bargaining agreement in the NBA have broken off with no new meetings scheduled. The current agreement expires at the end of June and, unfortunately, the players and the owners just can’t figure out how to split billions and billions of dollars in revenue! This time, it IS the greedy players as they changed their minds after both sides were close to a deal in mid-April. Guess who won’t feel sorry for any of them? Are we really going to be down to just two major sports? Let’s just expand lacrosse away from just the east coast and make the tickets cheap – I’d totally go! And not the indoor crap with the constant heavy metal music and annoying PA guy from the local rock station! The real outdoor game is what I want in
There was a bomb scare on a NY subway train last week. It wasn’t a bomb; however, it was a remote camera set up to film up women’s skirts. People are just plain sick and wrong! And now I’m out a perfectly good camera!
A man in
Since we’re on the subject of rebellion, Ricky Williams is rumored to be interested in returning to the NFL. Of course he is! If he comes back, then it looks as if he wasn’t really suspended for failing drug tests and he won’t have to pay back his $8.6 signing bonus. However, Vikings running back, Onterrio Smith, WILL be suspended this year for substance abuse strike 3. Is pot really worth losing millions of dollars for? Stupid potheads!
Check out the macaque! There is a rogue monkey roaming around
She STOLE my idea! A college student in NJ is selling her body as advertising space through ebay! Didn’t I mention this idea months ago? She plans to place temporary tattoos on her abdomen while she's at the beach or on other body parts when she's at the mall, sporting events, amusement parks and other public places. And by seeing her pic online, the $11,000/month is money well spent! She doesn’t need ads on that body to get attention!
This is awesome! A calf in
If that link wasn’t disturbing enough, why don’t you search for Saddam in his tighty-whities! Seriously, there’s a picture of him in his undies doing laundry that are being published in the
Eye doctors in
Brazilian police were assigned to destroy a desolate village and tear down the homes where squatters gathered. However, the police hit the wrong village and destroyed perfectly legal citizen’s houses. Oops!
Oh, 5/23 is our wedding anniversary by the way! 7 years and she still finds me entertaining, only rolling her eyes at about 48% of my jokes. And I still find her to be as cute and sweet as ever, except when she hits me with the belt. I don’t like the belt! In honor of our special day, as a tradition since year 2, we’re going to see the new Star Wars movie. It’s kind of a silly tradition, but the films always come out right around our anniversary. However, if I see anyone in the theater dressed in costume, I will smack ‘em! I just don’t understand that! Can’t you just go to the film and enjoy it in normal clothes, like a Pat Angello Fan Club t-shirt?