Saturday, January 01, 2005

Top 12 Ways Patrick Angello Is So Water

12. Once a month, wife trades him in for chocolate
11. Flows like Saul Williams
10. Hangs out under the bridge w/ Anthony Keidis
9. Worshipped by Native Americans
8. Sprinkles Denver lawns on a regular basis
7. Makes all the civil engineers think “daaaammmmmm!”
6. On visits to the Southern Hemisphere, known to go the other way
5. Sells own sweat to Evian
4. Never invited when the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire
3. Turned to whine during his most recent bulletin board post
2. Has anointed a few Catholics, if you know what I mean
1. Once caused Marv Albert to exclaim, “Patrick Angello just wiped out the Tennessee Valley … with AUTHORITY!”

Thank you Bill Cross!

1 comment:

Bill Purdy said...

Learn about Saul Williams at See if you can stay awake (Def Poetry Jam, my ass).

Hey... does anyone blog besides me and Patrick? I thought not.

Everything you ever wanted to know about Pat Angello - sorry!